Vatana Ussal

I have a small caveat about making this, do not under any circumstances make this or eat this if you’re having a new girlfriend or boyfriend stay over. This dish is known to make one feel bloated, and this meme sums up my thoughts about the subject.

I say this because it happened to me. I had to keep leaving the room to fart. I think amorous relationships have what is known as a ‘fart barrier’, that is, you won’t break the wind in front of someone you don’t know very well, just like you won’t do something particularly kinky or dirty with them.

In essence, it might be even a show of vulnerability and trust, showing that beyond all the gentlemanly bullshit a man might do, or the sophisticated ladylike behaviour a woman might present, we’re all the same underneath but we only show it with someone we trust.

Unfortunately, I did not appreciate this rule, and I made this dish for a lady who stayed the night.

What’s worse, I made this for the lady and then after a nice dinner and some amour part of the aforementioned amorous relationship, we both fell asleep and I farted at the poor woman all night. The relationship never grew after that. Needless to say, I don’t blame her. No one wants to be farted on for the rest of their life.

But yeah it tastes good and is a staple, so in my opinion, it’s worth the risk with someone with whom you have broken the fart barrier. So, if you’re someone in a comfortable (I am not going to speak of happiness) relationship, and wish to eat this, let’s Go To The Kitchen.

Published by The Yeti

I'm a Home Cook who is willing to share whatever little knowledge he has.

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